if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I stole a fireplace last night.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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