I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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