areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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