we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
There r osticjed everywhere
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Randomize