I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Vodka?
Forever.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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