She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
it's like iHOP with fire
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
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