so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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