oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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