when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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