return my video game
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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