So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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