no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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