No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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