Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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