fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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