I would go down on you faster than GM stock
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I party with great urgency now.
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