Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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