I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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