I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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