no, he came in my armpit
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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