physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
sarcasm needs its own font
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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