this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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