Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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