guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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