He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
