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I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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