This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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