fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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