is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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