Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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