Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
sick fucks of a feather flock together
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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