i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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