Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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