Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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