i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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