How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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