If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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