bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
My day in three words: secret purse cake
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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