I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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