I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
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