Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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