Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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