We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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