there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I'm really busy with my period
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