my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
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