Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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