By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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