Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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