So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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