You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Welp...herpes.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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