If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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