We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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