I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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