hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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