oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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