I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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